The view from my StairMonster.
The only network television I see is in the cardio room at the gym. (We switched to Netflix on an AppleTV at home.) Usually, I’m reading my Kindle and ignore it, but I got distracted today.
On MTV-2, there was some show where men with hairy butts stuck those butts in people’s faces. Then a segment came on called “Skid Marks”. I stopped watching that TV. Yuk.
Dr. Oz was on another television. I don’t normally watch that show, but when I’ve seen it in the cardio room, it looks pretty good. But today? It was weird. The audience was women in bathing suits. A very brave bunch of women.
Got distracted by Facebook on my phone…
The next time I paid attention, Dr. Oz told the women (closed captioned in the cardio room) that they could speed up their metabolism by eating a combination of papaya and hard boiled eggs for breakfast and to use Korean hot sauce on other foods.
Cut to commercial – for a plastic surgeon. Tummy tucks, liposuction, implants…
What the hell??
I’m doing it wrong. I’ve apparently wasted the last three years dieting and exercising.
Gotta go now – need to get some Korean hot sauce, papayas, and I’ll call a plastic surgeon tomorrow. Wonder if they will do delt implants? That’s where I need ’em. Trying to shrink the ones in front of my pecs.