You might be a bodybuilder if…

Shamelessly stolen from another blog, http://www.naturallyintense.net/blog/bodybuilding/you-might-be-a-bodybuilder-if/…Thank you Kevin Richardson!!!  I’ll try to add my own at the end.

If you can quote the protein content of a can of tuna fish to the second decimal point- you might be a bodybuilder.

If you ever used the words “sore” and “felt good” in the same sentence- you might be a bodybuilder

If you can identify Arnold Schwarzenegger from a picture showing only his calves- you might be a bodybuilder.

If you can have a conversation lasting ten minutes or longer about essential amino acids- you might be a bodybuilder.

If you hear the name Jay Cutler and think Mr. Olympia- you might be a bodybuilder (Sorry all, the rest of America would say you were talking about a football player- I think.)

If you ever moved something really heavy, put it down and then picked it up again with your other arm to make sure your symmetry doesn’t suffer- you might be a bodybuilder

If you have conversations about how many grams of protein you’ve had for the day- you might be a bodybuilder.

If you ever brought your own food in Tupperware to a family dinner/wedding/restaurant- you might be a bodybuilder.

If you think that Tupperware is the greatest human invention after Hammer Strength Machines- you might be a bodybuilder.

If you know the exact circumference of your right bicep- you might be a bodybuilder.

If you think carrying 15% bodyfat qualifies you as a fat bastard- you might be a bodybuilder.

If you ever took chicken breasts to the movie theater so you wouldn’t miss a meal- you might be a bodybuilder.

If you don’t see anything wrong with using Ziploc bags as food containers- you might be a bodybuilder.

If your kid hits a front double biceps shot when someone points a camera and says “Pose!”- you might be a bodybuilder (Guilty on that one too.)

If ‘whey’ is not something that you only hear in nursery rhymes involving a little girl named Muffet- you might be a bodybuilder.

If anyone ever asked you if you had a degree in biochemistry after you explained to them what they should eat after a workout- you might be a bodybuilder.

If you ever felt left out at the annual office party because they didn’t have any sodium free skinless chicken breasts on the menu- you might be a bodybuilder.

If your idea of a dream vacation involves access to an on demand barbecue grill- you might be a bodybuilder.

When you refuse a slice of your own birthday cake – you might be a bodybuilder.

When you take more pills than your grandmother- you might be a bodybuilder.

When you leave a party to eat meal 6- you might be a bodybuilder.

When you switch hands while brushing your teeth, just so your left arm gets the same workout as your right arm for purposes of maintaining symmetry – you might be a bodybuilder.

When you spend more time in a fitting room looking at yourself without clothes than you do while wearing the clothes that you went in to try on in the first place – you might be a bodybuilder.

Mine…

If your whole week is planned around your leg workout and recovery.

When you workout when sick because “your muscles aren’t sick”.

If one of the nicest things anyone can do for you is grill your chicken or bake your fish.

When you compare calluses with other people.

When you do “21’s” and aren’t playing blackjack.

Any more??

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